I’m low on material this week, y’all. Eh…
In hopes of finding inspiration + getting my wheels turning, I’ve been reading a pretty disgusting amount of Twitter feeds. This one is my recent favorite.
- Dear Blank, Please Blank
Known on Twitter as @dearblankplease, this Seattle-based website/ Twitter feed cracks me up on the regular. I want to know the developers – I feel like we’d be buds, in a totally un-stalkerish y’all-are-a-riot-and-I’m-pretty-cool-so-let’s-be-amigos-and-laugh kinda way, you know? Okay. Check out the Dear Blank, Please Blank website here.
These are some of my favorites…
@dearblankplease: Dear officer, No, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive. Sincerely, not as think as you drunk.
@dearblankplease: Dear Edward Cullen, You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original. Sincerely, Peter Pan.
@dearblankplease: Dear purple grape, BREATHE! Sincerely, green grape. (Slick’s favorite.)
@dearblankplease: Dear Toddlers in Tiaras, Send her our way when you’re done with her. Sincerely, 16 and Pregnant. (My favorite.)
@dearblankplease: Dear Waldo, Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux? Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
@dearblankplease: Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, unicorns.
@dearblankplease: Dear world, Sincerely, ninjas.
That’s pretty freaking funny, if you ask me.
AND, while I’m at it, I’m also getting a kick out of @grouchyrabbit
+ definitely recommend following if you enjoyed a preview of @dearblankplease.
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