Jul 19

Twitter Tales: My New Favorite Tweeter.

By Lindsay

I’m low on material this week, y’all.  Eh…

In hopes of finding inspiration + getting my wheels turning, I’ve been reading a pretty disgusting amount of Twitter feeds.  This one is my recent favorite.

Dear Blank, Please Blank

Known on Twitter as @dearblankplease, this Seattle-based website/ Twitter feed cracks me up on the regular.  I want to know the developers – I feel like we’d be buds, in a totally un-stalkerish y’all-are-a-riot-and-I’m-pretty-cool-so-let’s-be-amigos-and-laugh kinda way, you know?  Okay.  Check out the Dear Blank, Please Blank website here. 

These are some of my favorites…
 
@dearblankplease: Dear officer, No, my speech isn’t slurred.  I’m just talking in cursive.  Sincerely, not as think as you drunk.
 
@dearblankplease: Dear Edward Cullen, You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls?  How original.  Sincerely, Peter Pan.
 
@dearblankplease: Dear purple grape, BREATHE!  Sincerely, green grape.  (Slick’s favorite.)
 
@dearblankplease: Dear Toddlers in Tiaras, Send her our way when you’re done with her.  Sincerely, 16 and Pregnant.  (My favorite.)
 
@dearblankplease: Dear Waldo, Could I interest you in becoming a Horcrux?  Sincerely, Lord Voldemort.
 
@dearblankplease: Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.  Sincerely, unicorns.
 
@dearblankplease: Dear world,                                              Sincerely, ninjas.
 
That’s pretty freaking funny, if you ask me.  AND, while I’m at it, I’m also getting a kick out of @grouchyrabbit + definitely recommend following if you enjoyed a preview of @dearblankplease. 
 
You’re welcome.  :)
 

xx, L

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  1. Amy says:
    July 20, 2011 at 11:52 am

    Gah! Kev and I have the same sense of humor!!!

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  2. Lindsay says:
    July 20, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    which is why y’all are my 2 favs.

    Reply


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