Another Garden State Alert!
As previously mentioned, I watch a ton of National Geographic + Discovery Channel. Mother Earth is fascinating to me. In fact, I just watched a v. cool Nat Geo show called “Drain the Ocean” where they did just that and I was absolutely mesmerized. Transfixed for two hours straight. It was pretty awesome to say the least. I’ve also been watching the Oprah-narrated “Life” on the Disco Channel, which is very educational + kind of amazing to see in HD.
However, my favorite specimens to study while I’m sitting at home eating dinner on the couch or giving myself a homemade pedicure are creatures covered in faux fur with extremely tan hides, extra long nails and wild manes. Sounds scary, right? Right! Where can you find these animals in their “natural” habitat you ask? Easy. Central Jersey at the Gatsby Salon. I’m watching “Jerseylicious” on the Style Network (Sundays at 10:00 p.m. EST)…and I’m obsessed!
I thought that “Jersey Shore” was good…HA! “Jerseylicious” is my dream show – total reality garbage mixed with crazy animal prints and lotsa lotsa drama + scissors + makeup = AMAZING! I honestly can’t turn it off… (I like it so much, I’m even watching it in real time!)
Here’s the Q+DD: The Gatsby Salon in Central Jersey recently underwent a $2 million dollar renovation. In hopes of upping their image, building their business, and most importantly, making their money back – the store owners have hired a bunch of eccentric new stylists and makeup artists. Pretty simple.
These two, Olivia + Tracy, are rivals and always fighting. FYI – I’m on Team Olivia.
Alexa is the Omarosa of the group. C.R.A.Z.Y. pants. She’s got five pairs…
Gigi is the sweetheart -totally marriage-obsessed and everyone’s friend.
(She kind of reminds me of my mom, too… Weird.)
Everyone else in the show is just noise to me, but they are all funny as heck. This is trashy entertainment at its best! “Jerseylicious” is looped constantly on the Style Network and I’m pretty sure you can catch it online. It may just change your life. Fact.
OH, I almost forgot…I am soooooooo excited for this: Next week they all go to New York to get a make-UNDER! I can’t wait to see that!
Give yourself a “Jerseylicious” makeover here: http://bit.ly/144aMQ
Enjoy, Glam Fairies! (You’ll see..)
xx, L
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