Only Eight Steps Away…
So, basically….I’m tired.
Me. (Kindly disregard frozen vegetables alongside my face.)
This doesn’t happen to me often, but I’ve had a long week: Dallas all last weekend, busy work week + various nighttime activities, (Tuk Tuk for lunch + La Pietra Cucina for drinks + Murphy’s for dinner + Jersey Shore finale yesterday), and Park 75 for lunch today…it kind of goes on and on and on. I am tired AND full. All I want to do tonight is RELAX. (That word always reminds me of Zoolander…)
Derelict. Derelict.
Anyway, to all of you going out to do something fun tonight – please enjoy yourselves. For anyone staying at home like me, you might find the rest of this post useful. Here are my eight steps to total-and-complete-staying-home-on-a-Friday-night BLISS:
Step 1- First, I am going here to get a move on ‘Kanye’s Workout Plan’:
Okay, not really. L.A. Fitness.
Step 2- Then, I need to quickly run to the grocery. In case you didn’t know, I’m an excellent + quite efficient grocery shopper, as evidenced below:
Register Total = Priceless?
I'm good with carts.
Step 3- I shall pick up one of these bad boys:
Step 4- And, a bottle of Charlie:
Step 5- I may whip up some of these if I’m feeling crazy. It would make for a nice little Friday night…but I don’t know if I’ll have time:
Comb-over cupcakes = a Lindsay + Lauren specialty
Step 6- I plan to park myself on one of these:
minus Oprah + T. Cruise, naturally
Step 7- And, I’m going to start watching Season One of THIS on Slick’s mom’s recommendation (so excited):
Step 8- The best part of it all is that I am going to be puppy-sitting for this angel:
Guinness!!
(It’s okay to be jealous.) I’ve actually started watching the clock now. I can’t even pretend that I’m not excited to stay home on a Friday night – I honestly just can’t. The music is already playing in my head, “tonight is going to be a good night…tonight is going to be a good, good niiiiight…”
Happy Friday, everyone! 
xx, L
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Categories: Pampered Pooches,Random Musings,What we're Doing,What we're Watching
OK, I am just going to say it, Lindsay. Even your relaxation time is carefully scheduled. I think you may have a problem.
I think I may have it, too.
I’d say we should find a support group for over-planners, but I am afraid we’re just too busy…
PS I would LOVE to find the rest of those pictures of you passed out surrounded by various freezer items.
i dare you to try and find them.
Cute ass dog.
Love it! I made awesome Smores cupcakes tonight…I will take a picture and you can feel like you did all the work =) xo
Good points!
I object to the part where you say Upon Slick’s mom’s recommendation to watch Mad Men…I’ve been telling you since it started to watch!!!!! It’s the best show on television.
i think we need to discuss, christine. the show kind of makes me feel dirty. but i’m guessing that is why you like it…
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